So, I have realized several things here. One of these is that drawing pictures for this blog takes so long that I would rather completely avoid posting than having to draw pictures and then edit them and then stick them in this blog. I know that's terrible, because, as you can probably tell, I am a Gifted Artist. That being said, I will probably not put so many pictures up (like maybe one or two per post, or maybe, like, none), and you can make pictures in your head until I feel like drawing. The second thing I have realized is that if you have animals, they will inevitably make you broke with vet bills. My first recent veterinarian visit occurred about a week ago and involved a dog tongue-laceration. Now, I previously have led you down the road to believing that my dog, though neurotic, is rather intelligent. Apparently, this intelligence does not encompass the knowledge to avoid running around at high velocities with a pointy stick pointing pointi...