In case you don't remember because I hardly ever write here, I have one Good Cat and one Bad Cat. You may remember Bad Cat from this episode . You can rest easy knowing that I accidentally switched back to the brand of deodorant he prefers, and I am once again peeling him daily from his attachment to my armpits. I digress. This is actually a very short post. I have learned over time to psychically predict when Bad Cat is about to pee because he starts to yowl several minutes ahead of time. Lest you decide my cat has a urinary tract infection and start getting all judgy, I will preemptively tell you that you are wrong so that you don't embarrass yourself later. He's fine. My hordes of friends all know about my cat's weird habits. In fact, when we're in the restaurant and one of my friends has to pee, she will meow loudly in my ear so I exit the booth and let her pass. Or, alternatively, she will meyowl softly in my ear, which is almost not disturbing at